Hum ek baar jeete hai.. ek baar marte hai..
shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai..
But pyaar do teen baar ho jata hai!!
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Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?
Waiter : Chowmein.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Soup.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Ubalta pani.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.
Sharabi :- Lekar aao , ciggratte jalani
hai.
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Pappu ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya...
Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha : O Bhai, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai ???
Pappu : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi Gum Ho Gai Hai...
Hanso Mat !!!
Joke Abhi Aage Hai :
Aadmi Pappu Se : Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaye Toh ???
Pappu : Andar Kaise Jayega ???
Darwaza Toh Mere Paas Hai..!!
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Aunty 1- Humari beti ke liye rishta aaya hai.
Aunty 2- Woww..ladka kya karta hai?
Aunty 1- Kya karta hai pata nahi but office train se jata hai..
wo bhi first class pass nikal ke.
Aunty 2- Waah! Kafi ameer khandan lagta hai.
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" Bachpan me hum vaha sona pasand karte the..
jaha se chand taarien nazar aate the or aaj vaha jaahaa.........
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Charger ki pin lag sake......
" Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,....
Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam........
Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam.........
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Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam.......
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In train girl sitting next to me
Me : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he
Girl : utaru kya?
Me : chal hat pagli usse achhi to teri jeans he.
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Tufaani baarish
Aadhi raat
Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya
Pizza wala:- aap married ho??
Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi
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1st Friend:' Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
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2nd Friend:' Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ??
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1st Friend:' Haa mene bataya Tha..
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2nd Friend:' To Phir ??
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1st Friend:' Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
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Boy : I love you
Girl : I am not ready
Boy : Ab make up karegi bolne se pehle?
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College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai…
Office Wali Fikki.
Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aata.
Hotel Wali Mast Hoti Hai.
Par Chai To Chai Hai. . . . .
Aap Kya Samjh Rahe The?