GOLU ne naya Saloon khola | Hindi Jokes

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.

1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.

GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?

Man-Hai.

GOLU

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Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha

rakhni hai

Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai. | Hindi Jokes SMS

Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai..???
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Jab Aapka Teacher Bole
Ki Main Kal Class TEST Lunga Aur Next Day Jab Wo Test Lena Bhool Jaye,
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Aur Class Ka Koi Bachcha
Bol De..
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Sir ! Aaj Test Nahi Loge
Kya..???

Best Funny Hindi Jokes | Short Jokes SMS

k bacha boy:" girl ko kiss karte huye

dekh leta hai..

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Bacha:" mujhe bhi karne do warna

main apke papa ko bata dunga..

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Ladki:" Le yaar tu bhi karle,

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Bacha kafi try karta hai, par wo

height me kam reh jata hai

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Baccha pareshan

ho kar:" Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"

jo kaam galat hai wo galat hai...Main

to bataunga... ..')a

Funny Jokes Between Pappu And His Wife

Shaadi ke baad Pappu ne apni

wife se pucha :

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"Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne

boyfrnd the?"

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Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme

chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs.

the.

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Pappu : Ye kya?

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Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend

banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana

isme dal deti thi.

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Pappu (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur

ye 200 Rs.

Kyun?

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Wife : 4 killo chawal bech

diye..

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Hum ek baar jeete hai.. ek baar marte hai..

 shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai..

 But pyaar do teen baar ho jata hai!! 

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Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?

Waiter : Chowmein.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?

Waiter :- Soup.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?

Waiter :- Ubalta pani.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?

Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.

Sharabi :- Lekar aao , ciggratte jalani

hai. 

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Pappu ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya...

Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha : O Bhai, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai ???

Pappu : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi Gum Ho Gai Hai...

Hanso Mat !!!

Joke Abhi Aage Hai :

Aadmi Pappu Se : Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaye Toh ???

Pappu : Andar Kaise Jayega ???

Darwaza Toh Mere Paas Hai..!!

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Aunty 1- Humari beti ke liye rishta aaya hai.

Aunty 2- Woww..ladka kya karta hai?

Aunty 1- Kya karta hai pata nahi but office train se jata hai..

wo bhi first class pass nikal ke.

Aunty 2- Waah! Kafi ameer khandan lagta hai.

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" Bachpan me hum vaha sona pasand karte the..

 jaha se chand taarien nazar aate the or aaj vaha jaahaa.........

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Charger ki pin lag sake...... 

" Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,....

Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam........

Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam.........

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Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam....... 

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In train girl sitting next to me

Me : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he

Girl : utaru kya?

Me : chal hat pagli usse achhi to teri jeans he.

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Tufaani baarish

Aadhi raat

Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi 

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1st Friend:' Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..

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2nd Friend:' Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ??

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1st Friend:' Haa mene bataya Tha..

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2nd Friend:' To Phir ??

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1st Friend:' Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..

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Boy : I love you

Girl : I am not ready

Boy : Ab make up karegi bolne se pehle? 

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College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai…

Office Wali Fikki.

Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aata.

Hotel Wali Mast Hoti Hai.

Par Chai To Chai Hai. . . . .

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